bornthiswaybitch: I’m crying.
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
a-little-insane: antoviuswolf: the-motivation: lettheweaksing: im crying i peed a little I. AM. A. GROWN. ADULT. WHAT IS AIR?!
me: i don't want to say goodbye, but I have to
me: shh, i'll come back to you, i always do. I love you
When I talk to the girls in drawing class.
Girl #1: My boyfriend was trying to be sweet and turned off my alarm not knowing I had class, he's so adorable.
Girl #2: Awe my boyfriend has done that before!
Girl #3: My boyfriend usually wakes me up himself, no need for an alarm clock.
Me: I had waffles for breakfast this morning.